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Blackjack's Shadowrun Page
By Blackjack [Blackjack's Shadowrun Page: www.BlackjackSR.com] [BlackjackSRx@gmail.com] [@BlackjackSRx]

Updated: 2021-08-31


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Follow me @BlackjackSRx for unenlightening blather about assholes with platinum cred sticks, rainbow portals, book nostalgia, and, of course, troll dick.

Places x 10
The Tossed Salad - Restaurant [AAA] - Ed Wan [O/M], Owner - Staffed entirely by ex-cons convicted of gang on gang murder, the owner hires parolees right out of prison who had dedicated developing their culinary skills into sheer genius while incarcerated. AND MORE....
NPCs x 14
Dreadhorn [F/T] - Vengeance Assassin - A woman of too many faces to count, she is hired to research the target, find their greatest love, best friend or family member, and slay them in as horrible a manner possible. With no moral compass, anyone is game. AND MORE....
Quotes x 14
“I tell them to enlarge their skulls to fit the new brain but, no, cram it in they say. Whatever. Just give me my fee and here's some free fucking aspirin.” Dr. Goode, from ‘Square Peg, Round Hole: The Funny Side Of Cybersurgery’, p. 2068.  AND MORE....
Corps x 3
LandLove Reclamation - Landfill Reclamation - Aresti Edmiston [M/T], CEO - Using gargantuan machines with millions sorting drones and nanos, they extract every possible resource out of a fill, resulting in ultra-toxic sludge they dump back in the hole.   AND MORE....

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Places x 12
Gamma Sun - Large Nightclub [Z] - Corroded Soul [F/T], Owner - For the cyberzombie who went way deep into the hole, the rusted, decaying Hell dungeon constantly emits radiation from the ceiling that the CZ’s seem the get high off of. AND MORE....
NPCs x 15
Maira Olegario [F/H] - Fair Witness - Conditioned since birth to report the absolute facts of a situation, her treatment appears to be wearing off, which makes her an immediate target for elimination despite the heavy investment.  AND MORE....
Quotes x 26
“I still want the record to show that I beat the living shit out of that donkey.” Dill Wart [O/M], In a rambling police statement after a drunken miscommunication at The Screaming Asses’ 'Donkey Punch' night.  AND MORE....
Corp x 8
Yummy Now - Candy Delivery Services - Valeri Valderrama [F/O], CEO - Similar to other specialized drone delivery services, this company stands out because is has been used several times by runners to rain Skittles on their enemies during combat. AND MORE....

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Places x 19
Helpbrewski - Small Bar [C] - Dr. Naimah Kolokotronis [F/H], Owner - Staffed with actual skilled bartenders who listen and often advise, drinks are extremely expensive, but also is hiring a staff of booze slinging empaths and psychologists. AND MORE.
NPCs x 26
Randell Belitz [M/O] - Transit Authority Cop - While still willing take a bribe, the poor guy has been shot 7 times (that’s incidents, not bullets) protecting people at his tense subterranean post. He’s starting to get a little pissed at this.   AND MORE.
Quotes x 18
“I got so many Colt M23s crammed into my bathroom alone that I have to shit in the yard. The neighbors don’t complain, probably because of all the Colt M23s I got crammed into my bathroom.” - Finnick, Fence AND MORE.
Corps x 4
Logic Stalkers - Think Tank - Menestheus Murakami [M/H], Director - With the goal of making logical sense of the world, they’ve been accused of hacking systems to use their processing power. They also maintain their own quantum network. AND MORE.

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Places x 19
Liberty Pizza - Restaurant [Z] - Cavalier [M/H], Owner - Sure as FUCK better be flashing your AMERICAN FLAG with FIFTY STARS or the patrons of this wasteland establishment will SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE. But, man, a choice of over 60 toppings! AND MORE.
NPCs x 6
Nancy Queen [F/O] - Loan Shark - Passing through collecting debts from some of the wealthiest people in town, which kinda’ makes you wonder exactly how wealthy these people actually are. AND MORE.
Corps x 3
Tempest Entertainment - Vilma Sying [F/O], CEO - Forefront of orichalcum infused electronics they claim invokes a 'magical sim experience'. Recently hired renowned alchemist Andres Icaza right out from under another corp. AND MORE.


Unfiled Articles: 2 Updated: 2019-11-13
Stuff that I haven't found a place for yet.
Prince George's Project Articles: 3 Updated: 2020-02-15
Megacity build project.
Metaplane Of Eclipse Maps Articles: 16 Updated: 2019-01-30
On a whim I transported a PC to a hellish D&Dish metaplane.
People And Places
Blackjack's People Articles: 162 Updated: 2019-12-05
Over 650 NPC Profiles in over 150 Groups.
NPCAA - NPC Adoption Agency Articles: 30 Updated:  2021-05-31
NPC groups looking for a home.
One Hundred Street Names Articles: 35 Updated:  2021-05-31
Street names.  More than 100 actually, but "More Than One Hundred Street Names" wouldn't fit in the header.
NPC Sheet Retreat Articles: 28 Updated: 2019-12-02
Basic NPC sheets filled with fodder for Shadowrun 5th Edition.
NPCs From Hell Articles: 6 Updated: 1999-08-02
These are the really scary people in your neighborhood.
Places Articles: 22 Updated: 2019-08-30
Grab a beer at The Tavern Of Butt.
Evil Places Articles: 8 Updated:  2019-03-22
Hit the dirt!  No, literally!  There's something crawling out of it!
Advice And Assistance
Blackjack's Corner Articles: 49 Updated: 2001-07-10
Humorous (and often disastrous) advice for your enjoyment and frustration.
Blackjack's Guides To Bitter Gamemastering Articles: 6 Updated: 1999-01-05
It's not that I hate PC's...I just despise the people who play them. 
Riposte Archive Articles: 8 Updated: 1999-12-31
Snippily, but kinda useful, answers to e-mails.
Fiction And Humor
Brumby, Troll Shadowrunner Philosopher Articles: 14 Updated:  2019-03-22
Brumby was always a favorite when I had my old page up.
Radio Phree Philadelphia Articles: 7 Updated: 1999-08-09
Love him or hate him, Razor's in your car and in your head.  Meet the biggest dick in radio.
General Fiction Articles: 14 Updated: 1999-08-09
Every runner has a story.  Here's a few of them.
General Humor Articles: 15 Updated: 2021-01-26
Upon reviewing this collection, I've found most of it to be stupid.  But it's funny stupid, so post it I will.
Magic And Matrix
Spellbook Articles: 9 Updated:  2019-05-31
I mean, how have we gotten along this far without an Orgasm spell?
Useless Artifacts Articles: 7 Updated: 1997-07-19
Ludicrous chaos in an otherwise smooth flowing campaign.
Esoteric Shitstorm Articles: 16 Updated: 2021-05-31
Magical, mystical chaos.
Matrix Articles: 1 Updated: 1996-10-14
Oh, lonely Matrix article.  How I weep for thee.
Additional Resources
Shadowruns Articles: 18 Updated: 2021-01-01
A mixed bag of simple runs, ideas and hooks.
Maps Articles: 23 Updated: 2021-01-01
Building maps, city block maps, etc.
Random Tables Articles: 46 Updated: 2019-12-02
Stumped on what to call the drug your player's dipshit PC just OD'd on?  Roll one up!
Vehicles Articles: 12 Updated: 1998-11-16
Whatever Articles: 1 Updated: 1998-12-07
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ALL nonstock image firearms appearing in photographs on the page are Airsoft, Nerf, replicas or toys. None of them are real. Just thought I'd let everybody know.

It has come to my attention that the presentation of extreme ideas can be hazardous to your desire to stay out of jail if you're in the proximity of a transpiring non-legal event which even remotely resembles something you have put on paper. In my defense for events which may or may not occur in the future I would just like to say that anybody attempting to use my thoughts against me should look up the definition of "creativity" in the dictionary. Being creative requires that you occasionally send your mind into dark territories, places that never in a million years you would visit, or wish to visit, in reality. So to anyone who feels that thoughts classified as abnormal, or even psychotic, should be used as damning evidence in reality based situations, I'd just like to say go fuck yourself.

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