Random Table #002
By Blackjack [Blackjack's Shadowrun Page: www.BlackjackSR.com] [BlackjackSRx@gmail.com] [@BlackjackSRx]

Posted: 1996-05-20

11      You got chrome for a brain?
12      Go back to Atlanta, you wuss.
13      Looks like they drilled the jack just a little too deep.
14      I've taken dumps more impressive than you.
15      Wannabe.
16      The barrel points THAT way.

21      Corp wannabe.
22      A chop shop wouldn't take your ugly ass.
23      Your mom must have really pissed off God.
24      You couldn't run a microwave.
25      I see you paid a visit Stu's Discount Rent A Brain.
26      And I assume your street name is "Duh?".

31      Nice gun....Toys R Us?
32      Accident at the body shop?
33      My mom apologizes for beating you up last night.
34      These Mitsuhama experiments have gotta stop.
35      Nerves of steel, mind of lead.
36      Nice face.  Remember: 1. Retract spurs. 2: Scratch nose.

41      I checked Webster's.  Guess whose picture was under "idiot"?
42      A few bullets short of a clip.
43      I'm getting real tired of kicking your ass.
44      Maybe this running stuff isn't for you.  Ever try knitting?
45      I heard SPD's hiring.
46      I thought we pretty much got rid of that lead problem.

51      Penumbra would call a swat team on your ugly ass.
52      The CEO of Ares just wants you to know that he liked the sex.
53      Heard you were stupid.  I'll never doubt rumor again.
54      If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I'd get change.
55      The link goes on your palm.
56      The zoo's gotta start being more careful with their animals.

61      Keep your face clear of the Vindicator barrels next time.
62      Your an insult to the profession.  Any profession.
63      Halloween already?
64      Sheeesh.
65      I didn't know the circus was in town.
66      I feel great pity towards your parents.