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DEAD |
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EMP/Hit By A Bus |
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Deceased |
Strong Horn |
Responsible |
Ravenbraid |
| Profession |
Street Samurai |
Profession |
Adept Special Ops |
| Gender |
Male |
Gender |
Female |
| Metarace |
Troll |
Metarace |
Human |
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Sometimes military grade shielding can, indeed, be
useful. Especially if you're in hand to hand combat with an adept and the item
you're trying to grab is an EMP. With a clock to the face with the case, the EMP
activated, and everything was kinda ok (it's not like this was a nuke) except
apparently he kept ALL of his memory in soft storage. Able to do little more
than stagger around, devoid of language or common sense, Strong Horn saw a pair
of pretty lights heading towards him. Calling him. To the great..no..seriously,
it was a bus. |
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NEW IN TOWN |
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Name |
Saad Gaglio |
Caters
in all manner of weapons, mainly pistols, but everything is legal and sold in
bulk. Like, 1,000 guns minimum kind of bulk. You may see him around,
accompanied by half a dozen tractor trailers that hold his goods. His prices
are awesome, but, again, only in bulk. Pretty much the Costco of legal weapons. |
| Profession |
Arms Dealer |
| Gender |
Male |
| Metarace |
Ork |
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Name |
Ho Mai |
He acts like a gang boss, is protected like a
gang boss, mingles with other gang bosses, but nobody can figure out what the
hell gang he's actually the boss of. |
| Profession |
Gang Boss |
| Gender |
Male |
| Metarace |
Human |
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Name |
Pundari Kupski |
Teaches controversial topics about mainstream
and shadow religions in popular culture that many find offensive. Like comic
strip of Mohammad fucking a goat kind of offensive. She was kicked out of her
last institution due to unknown cult gunning down half her class. |
| Profession |
College Professor |
| Gender |
Female |
| Metarace |
Human |
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HELP WANTED |
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While you'll only be receiving the name of the
actual target shortly before the attack, a distributed team of deckers and/or 'mancers
is needed to stage an epic denial of service attack. Payment seems low, a mere
150¥, but that is for every 30 seconds you can participate in the attack before
being knocked offline or having to pull the plug. Black IC is always a
possibility, but the full extent of any danger will be proportional to the
target. Whatever it will be. |
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Teddy Bear Charities has been having
difficulties lately with a number of their drone and foot deliveries to the D
Scraper Kennerton and, since they insist on their own security - non-lethal
security - they've been getting robbed right and left. A benefactor wishes to
bring on some additional security without the knowledge of Teddy Bear itself,
but are only authorized to use lethal violence on an incident by
incident basis and only if protecting a org member from immediate threat of
death. Otherwise, stun and beat downs only. So, basically, you need to provide
bodyguard and shipment security without those you are protecting knowing you're
protecting them, or even knowing you're there. The pay is a flat 7,500¥ for a
single night's work and it is hopeful that one really bad night for the two
primary gangs involved, the Prospectors and the Grubs, will give them enough of
a reason to back off. |
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PARTICIPANT ENTERTAINMENT |
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FlashBurn: 100 Watt Laser
Flashlight Tag Night
Leave the kids at home as
the flawless mirrors are raised and everything but light armor and goggles come
off on a night of seared flesh and burning hair! There are now 20 stories worth
of tunnels, mirrors, jumps, ropes and any other obstacle you can think of and at
least 400 contestants are welcomed to participate at once, with a 50,000¥ prize
for whoever can handle being burned to a near husk during the competition
without crawling or sprinting to a safe zone for treatment! The entrance fee is
250¥ and the wide spaced, polarized viewing areas and feeds allow spectators to
safely see the action for a 10¥ cover. Lasers are provided for free (no, you
don't get to keep them) but the cost of treatment for your burns? NOT INCLUDED! |
Stampede Sewer Cleaners Presents: Sewer Hover
Race
Bring your custom hover scout and compete in a "cash per checkpoint" race
through the cavernous expanses of the deep sewers, where, since the vehicles are
unarmed, and pilots may only carry a heavy pistol on themselves, were certain to
see at least a couple assholes get straight up eaten by monsters! The course
consists of a jarring 10 kilometer run with 100 checkpoints, each worth 1,000¥,
and even if you're in an accident that left you with nothing but a joystick and,
thankfully, a pair of boxer shorts, you still get to keep anything earned prior
to the wreck! The entrance fee is absolutely nothing, as Stampede is sponsoring
the event, but only 20 of entrants will be chosen to race because, c'mon, you
gonna send 1,200 entrants down a sewer conduit, even a huge one, at the same
time? Actually, that would be fucking hilarious. |
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MAJOR TRID RELEASES |
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SCI FI HORROR |
Star Wars Episode XXIX: Baby Yoda's Revenge |
NC-17 |
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HORROR COMEDY |
Invasion Of The Hoppy Toads |
PG-13 |
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ART HOUSE |
What Secrets Doest Thine Passed Wind
Hold? |
R |
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CHILDRENS |
Thanos And Friends' Giggle Time Movie |
G |
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HORROR CHILDRENS |
Hellraiser 19: Hellcows A Comin' |
PG |
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ACTION |
Bullet To The Motherfucking Face! |
R |
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TRID AND SIM |
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MDMA Murder Mystery
In hard core murder mysteries like this one, sometimes you just gotta roll with
it. And that's what we got: 10 contestants, all on unique brands of Ecstasy,
trying to figure out who killed Coke, the recurring victim of the show, in
monkey shit crazy settings and scenarios that make a sober person's head spin.
So stream in and catch this week's episode: Coke And The Murder Mayhem Mansion,
and find out if there's actually even a killer. Sometimes it's just fun to watch
paranoid drugged up people try to solve stuff. |
Zombie Hunt
With Dark Vault still
raising havoc and, of course, the dead, Season 2 of Zombie Hunt begins in
Gettysburg, PA with over a thousand soldiers from both sides reconstituted,
refleshed and brought back with the need to put them back down! They will,
indeed, be returned to their actual graves with respect, but these fast runners
must first simply be brought down with reagent infused weapons and the will of
the magicians and adepts empowered to use them! |
Grudge Match
The show with a thousand variables, two runners have decided to take their
differences in front of our cameras and go head-to-head in a setting and with
the conditions of their choice. And, yeah, they get paid, but the grudges are
real and with Ordinance 567.2A in place, perfectly legal, at least at the
moment, should this turn into a death match! Consensual duels are kosher, my
friends, and this steam's matchup between cyber fiends Sabrecleaver and Croaker
in a bombed-out building should delight all! No holds, weapons or gear barred! |
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NORTH AMERICAN SHADOW SPORTS |
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Mixed Team Combat Collective [MTCC]
Team Perpetuity vs Team Calamity at Saskatoon
Team Rogue vs Team Gore at Memphis
Team Avalon vs Team Blitzkrieg at Santiago
Team Jenner vs Team Vengeance at Louisville
Team Ironbound vs Team Sawbone at Baltimore |
Chromed Combat Association [CCA]
Team Commando vs Team Kane at Juneau
Team Yamath vs Team Damage at Milwaukee
Team Mortal vs Team Shaolin at Havana
Team Scoundrel vs Team Molten at Halifax
Team Shaolin vs Team Gritt at Toronto |
Physad Ultimate Combat Organization [PUCO]
Team Injury vs Team Blademaster at Matanza
Team Gutpunch vs Team Injury at FDC
Team Deadedge vs Team Widow at Manhattan
Team Angelic vs Team Downfury at Corpus Christi
Team Blur vs Team Razorwhip at Las Vegas |
MercWar Pact [MWP]
Team Tank vs Team Assault at Halifax
Team Battleborn vs Team Pug at Matanza
Team Hatred vs Team Raunch at Kansas City
Team Hinterland vs Team Kaboom at Philadelphia
Team Grumpy vs Team Duty at Louisville |
Rigger Combat Coalition [RCC]
Team Trailer vs Team Escape at Calgary
Team Turbocharge vs Team Klunker at Bellingham
Team Gravel vs Team Ranger at Austin
Team Clank vs Team Trick at Cienfuegos
Team Cruise vs Team Seaway at Québec City |
Open Matrix Decker League [OMDL]
Team Razzle vs Team Memory at Santa Fe
Team Currency vs Team Jigsaw at Corpus Christi
Team Channel vs Team Catalyst at FDC
Team Seam vs Team Memory at Detroit
Team Bummer vs Team Fetch at Montreal |
Technomancer Combat Concord [TCC]
Team Mindhammer vs Team Magnitude at Juneau
Team Reality vs Team Neverending at Ottawa
Team Doctrine vs Team Insane at Calgary
Team Fract vs Team Phaser at Brooklyn
Team Ion vs Team Neuralstrike at Buffalo |
Spellcaster Combat Alliance [SCA]
Team Darklight vs Team Nightmare at Louisville
Team Spelljock vs Team Thunder at Sacramento
Team Meltdown vs Team Silentsong at Atlanta
Team Radiant vs Team Majestic at Dominica
Team Thunderbird vs Team Hazescar at Los Angeles |
Conjuring Combat Union (CCU)
Team Skyheart vs Team Borderland at Kitmat
Team Divine vs Team Kindred at Philadelphia
Team Grave vs Team Cinderblight at St. Louis
Team Oathbound vs Team Fusestorm at Juneau
Team Hawkbreed vs Team Dawn at Spokane |
Genetic Expression Competition Partnership (GECP]
Team Mesapaw vs Team Breeder at Portland
Team Canis vs Team Anaconda at Green Bay
Team Mutt vs Team Hydrius at Denver
Team Starmane vs Team Venom at Chicago
Team Cavefly vs Team Coyote at Philadelphia |
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NORTH AMERICAN PROFESSIONAL
SPORTS |
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Combat Biker League [CBL]
Philadelphia Grays vs Detroit Lightning at Detroit
Seattle Hogs vs Boston Riders at Boston
Dallas Red Devils vs San Carlos Tarpans at San Carlos
Miami Jaguars vs New Orleans Buzzsaws at New Orleans
Denver Spirits vs Atlanta Rebels at Atlanta |
Urban Brawl League [UBL]
Oakland Terminators vs Horizon Coordinators at Horizon
Detroit Nightmares vs Havana Guerrillas at Havana
Renraku Invincibles vs Norfolk Battlers at Norfolk
Manhattan Slashers vs Boston Massacre at Boston
Atlanta Butchers vs Tenochtitlán Volcanos at Tenochtitlán |
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Unified Football League [UFL]
Baltimore Ravens vs Brooklyn Giants at Brooklyn
Charlotte Leviathans vs Philadelphia Eagles at Philadelphia
Los Angeles Juggernauts vs Dallas Cowboys at Dallas
Minnesota Vikings vs Kansas City Wizards at Kansas City
Buffalo Bills vs Green Bay Packers at Green Bay |
Major League Baseball [MLB]
Richmond Generals vs Sacramento Padres at Sacramento
Baltimore Orioles vs San Juan Tigers at San Juan
Salt Lake City Angels vs Seattle Mariners at Seattle
Montreal Expos vs Chicago Cubs at Cincinnati
Miami Sharks vs Los Angeles Dodgers at Los Angeles |
Unified
Basketball Association [UBA]
Newark Knicks vs Houston Rockets at Houston
Winnipeg Spurs vs Phoenix Thunderbirds at Phoenix
Seattle Sonics vs Miami Hurricanes at Miami
Milwaukee Bucks vs Cara’Sir Paladins at Cara’Sir
Chicago Bulls vs Las Vegas Rally at Las Vegas |
Unified Hockey League [UHL]
Vancouver Admirals vs Buffalo Sabres at Buffalo
FDC Capitals vs Pittsburgh Penguins at Pittsburgh
Manhattan Islanders vs Calgary Flames at Calgary
Los Angeles Tridents vs Buffalo Sabres at Buffalo
Edmonton Stars vs New Jersey Devils at New Jersey |
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Major League Soccer [MLS]
Edmonton Dragons vs Indianapolis Racing at Indianapolis
Ottawa Arsenal vs Boston Revolution at Boston
Manhattan Lightning vs Boston Revolution at Boston
Orlando Civic vs Atlanta Thrashers at Atlanta
Toronto City vs Columbus Crew at Columbus |
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