Fungo

Archetype: Dwarf Lunatic

Fungo was committed to an insane asylum on his twenty first birthday when he consumed a vast quantity of alcohol, went insane, purchased a gun off the street, and began randomly shooting pedestrians. Most expected his insanity to die down in the jail cell as he sobered up but, to everybody's surprise, he never really was able to flip back whatever mental switch the booze had triggered.  This became evident when he spent the better part of a day trying to shove his cell mate through the bars. He was eventually convicted of attempted murder (all of the gunshot victims had recovered) but, through a bribe issued by his lawyer, was placed in a mental institution. He remained there for nearly a day before escaping onto the streets.

Fungo has since hooked up with a number of other criminally insane individuals and has spent his time honing his firearms skills for the purpose of being able to shoot a person ten or fifteen times, but not kill them. Like a go gang on foot, his group swoops down on malls, gas stations, stuffer shacks, and other locations, wreaking general havoc and seriously injuring people but not killing them. Fungo is gradually gaining more weight and has grown a full beard which he has bleached white and which adds nearly twenty years to his age. He looks pretty non threatening until he whips out his twin SMGs, gives a menacing laugh, and starts blowing holes in things.

Jobbie

Archetype: Dwarf Lunatic

Jobbie lost it while working for a small corporation. In the middle of a business meeting one of his presentation slides projected upside down in front of the corporate president and Jobbie, thinking his career was over, instantly leaped through a tenth story window. He fell the ten stories, through an open manhole cover, and into a river of raw sewage which carried him into Puget Sound where he was caught up in a tuna net, hauled to Tacoma, dumped in a transport truck, and hauled to a fish market located directly across the street from his office building. This experience, for some reason, triggered an intense hatred of corps, not to mention tuna.

Since Fungo doesn't let anybody kill anybody he has provided Jobbie with two UZI IIIs modified to fire paint pellets. When the group wreaks havoc he tends to single out the corps, getting great pleasure from staining their two thousand dollar suits. Jobbie constantly has a wide, wide smile on his face and never shuts his eyes, not even to sleep or blink. He just lets them water and get red and irritated. For some reason he blames this on the tuna.

Katamoto

Archetype: Former Yakuza Soldier

Normally when a Yakuza solder does something incredibly stupid they eventually make up for it by somehow getting killed. When Katamoto finally decided that killing was bad and that he should turn in some of his fellow soldiers he was damn lucky his father, since executed himself, was in a position of power. Rather than waste Katamoto he ordered him into exile in the barrens. Before this, however, Katamoto was to under go surgery designed to wipe all memory of his Yakuza past. During this operation somebody screwed up and, instead of wiping his memory, accidently messed up his personality. The Yak doctors released Katamoto, not knowing that he now possessed a personality flaw which caused him to slap people across the face any time they showed any aggression, be it something as severe as wanting to kill somebody or as simple as wanting a better view at a baseball game. So now while Fungo is busy shooting people with bullets, and Jobbie with paint pellets, Katamoto is busy slapping everybody upside the head with his cyber arm for just about anything even vaguely resembling aggression. Occasionally he'll even slap one of the members of his group.

Axeman

Archetype: Troll Former Woodsman

Axeman always had a problem accepting the fact that a majority of the former wood related products were now made synthetically as well as coming to terms with the fact that any harvesting that would be done is completed with the use of machines. Things got worse when a tree he was chopping landed on his head. He moved off of his family's ranch and into the city where he hooked up with Fungo who showed him that trees aren't the only things you can hack apart with an axe. Actually, with the right size axe, there's very little you can't hack apart. So now Axeman, who is large and muscular even for a troll, accompanies the group on their hits, chopping the hell out of everything non living thing that he sees, as well as nicking the living ones.